Fearless Melon Traffickers at Play

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329k 07-29-2000 Hills by the site. Location: Nevada Desert, N 35° 59.159' W 115° 12.247', 120° Fahrenheit
117k 07-29-2000 Lucky examines his handiwork. "Oh, that's fucked up." --Lucky Green
129k 07-29-2000 Missing from the picture: the inch of melon juice which came spilling out the back. (No, we haven't been shooting at these melons. They were like this when we got there, thanks to some interesting driving.)
973k 07-29-2000 "We had an accident at a picnic. A melon broke." --Lucky Green, later that day explaining the aroma of fresh melons to the rental car clerks.
347k 07-29-2000 rabbi attends to the casualties.
123k 07-29-2000 Pablos takes aim.
184k 07-29-2000 Pablos at play with an AR-15.
640k 07-29-2000 Pablos would look better with his dress in this picture.
157k 07-29-2000 Photo sessions with rabbi! Lucky poses. Commando Lucky.
172k 07-29-2000 Lucky surveys.
499k 07-29-2000 Lucky grins.
307k 07-29-2000 Lucky contemplates shooting back.
347k 07-29-2000 Lucky shoulders.
264k 07-29-2000 This may be the picture on Lucky's PGP key now.
443k 07-29-2000 Lucky relaxes.
162k 07-29-2000 Lucky the Hunchback.
143k 07-29-2000 I'd not like my bell rung with that.
530k 07-29-2000 "This is more fun than cow tipping!" --rabbi
248k 07-29-2000 Lucky and noise haul the toys back to storage.
304k 07-29-2000 noise contemplates more shooting.
128k 07-29-2000 Here, melon melon melon...
420k 07-30-2000 Cantaloupe before Mossberg.
371k 07-30-2000 Cantaloupe after Mossberg.
485k 07-30-2000 Ah, there it is.
162k 07-30-2000 Kristen and rabbi surveying the melon carnage.
593k 07-29-2000 rabbi has the fruit in his sights.
460k 07-29-2000 AR-15s are so much fun.
431k 07-29-2000 What does a melon think when it looks up at a sight such as that?
421k 07-30-2000 Crouching...
407k 07-30-2000 Waiting...
636k 07-30-2000 Standing now.
485k 07-30-2000 Kristen fires.
587k 07-30-2000 And likes it.
519k 07-30-2000 There's just something about women with big guns...
532k 07-29-2000 Can melons pray? If so, this one was.
867k 07-30-2000 noise smirks.
883k 07-30-2000 Kristen learns how to take pictures, and noise observes.
476k 07-30-2000 The cracks on the [second] vehicle's bumper are visible.
1.07M 07-30-2000 noise shoots Lucky.
273k 07-29-2000 There was a melon behind that dust cloud at one point in time.
130k 07-30-2000 Pablos scanned this in and entitled it "Kristen pees her pants." There appears to be no evidence of that, but the facial expression is priceless.
140k 07-30-2000 Kristen ponders.
100k 07-30-2000 Kristen swaggers.
183k 07-30-2000 "I wonder if she's more dangerous with that camera than with the rifle..." --rabbi
150k 07-29-2000 Oops, that was buckshot, not birdshot.
197k 07-30-2000 rabbi gone crazy.
175k 07-29-2000 rabbi in posiiton. A. Melon in sight.
182k 07-29-2000 rabbi and Kristen confer.
98k 07-30-2000 Sun glare, baaad.
207k 07-30-2000 Kristen and rabbi reload the AR-15.
187k 07-29-2000 Mad Academy Boy
203k 07-29-2000 Opus always needed a gun anyway.
198k 07-29-2000 If it weren't 120 degree heat, we'd be seeing melon juice splattering in a minute. It seemed to me to evaporate before hitting the desert floor.
164k 07-30-2000 rabbi shoots Kristen.
143k 07-29-2000 "I don't need two feet... and anyway, if I believe what I read on cypherpunks, amputees are sexy." --rabbi
91k 07-30-2000 rabbi's big stick.
169k 07-29-2000 Lucky down low.
98k 07-30-2000 Lucky shooting back..
91k 07-30-2000 Lucky smiles.
155k 07-30-2000 Lucky and Kristen return empty-handed.
74k 07-31-2000 A happy, fun button located quite visibly on the grounds of a certain hotel populated at the time by 6000 hackers. "What the fuck were they thinking?" --Lucky Green
702k 07-31-2000 Detail of the happy, fun button. None of the Melon Traffickers would ever think of pushing it. Really.
224k 07-31-2000 A magestic cellular tower stands directly across the road from a smoking Ford Expedition. It has just been used to summon a flatbed.
89k 07-31-2000 The second hapless Ford Expedition is being loaded onto a flatbed before being exchanged for Ford Expedition number three at the nearest rental office, 150 miles from the Mojave.
73k 07-31-2000 Ford Expedition loaded onto the flatbed. We're only 6 hours behind schedule by this point.
75k 07-31-2000 Lucky's flatbed catch.

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